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The Life & Times of Tim debuts this Sunday (9/28)

Everybody makes mistakes, but for Tim – a self-conscious young guy living in New York – just getting out of bed in the morning could be the worst decision he makes all day. No matter the situation, life’s little challenges always manage to demand the most offensive solutions, which wouldn’t be such a problem if he weren’t continually caught red-handed. From the mind of Steve Dildarian – the Clio-winning ad man behind Budweiser’s famous ‘Lizards’ campaign – ‘The Life and Times of Tim’ follows this everyday working guy from one scandalous crisis to the next.
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0 Responses to The Life & Times of Tim debuts this Sunday (9/28)

  1. pumpkin says:

    I was on an airplane heading to LA for business with my boss when he accidentally kicks over my carry on…revealing my beloved child hood teddy bear who I still to this day won’t get on an airplane without. Oh Well!!

  2. Allan says:

    Years ago my friends and I were heading to the beach for a day trip. Early in the morning.

    Along the way we had to make a pee stop. The only gas station that we could find open had port-a-potties. The day before it had rained a lot and the ground was still muddy.

    In front of the potty was a wide puddle of mud. I watch my friend go into the port-a-potty. She steps in the puddle, thinking she couldn’t span it. While she’s going I’m thinking about not wanting to step in that puddle so I decide I’m going to jump it but this means that I jump from the ground right into the port-a-potty.

    I easy spanned the puddle but what I forgot to consider was that everyone who used the potty before me had stepped into the puddle so it was a wee wet inside. As soon as my foot hit the inside of the potty, I slipped backwards landing butt down in the middle of the puddle. Mud, yuck is all over me and my clothes. Slick, no? It gets better.

    Asked my friend if she would mind getting a change of clothes from the car for me. Wanting to be ever so efficient I decide to undress before peeing thinking I have to take my pants down anyway. So I end up stripping down completely. I was, covered in all sorts of mud, down to my underwear so that came off as well.

    Right as I take off the last bit of clothing, a stiff breeze comes along and throws open the potty door which proceeds to slam loudly on the dumpster next to it. So loudly that everyone at the gas station turned to look. And what do they see? Me. Completely naked! The friend going to the car was laughing so hard she fell to the ground.

    I tried to reach out to pull the door back but the wind was fighting me so I ended up having to hop out — that’s right, still naked — to pull the door back. And of course, while doing so, I ended up stepping in the puddle.

    This needs no explanation as to why it’s a good story. It’s amusing and awkward all at the same time.

  3. Corey says:

    My computer broke…so quietly i was looking at porn in the back of my colleges computer lab with my headphones on…the headphone cord got wrapped around my foot pulling out the cable…porn is very loud without headphones…face red

  4. byob says:

    Was a bad kid in elentary school and got into a fight with a mentally challenged kid. He snatched my goldfish chain, then shit in the urinal and told everyone that I did it.

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