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Hours of entertainment

if you hate your job…check this out.  Hours of entertainment

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

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(732): pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.

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(573): My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he’s seen, mine was one of the top ten best.

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(775): Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
(1-775): What!?!?! How are you txting?!
(775): Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.

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(773): Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who’s he training to be, batman?

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