“I want you to go down to the bronx and get me ONE sugar cookie.”
“I would love to stay home, watch scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich , and have sex all day, then i would dress up like a clown and suprise kids at school, then i would take a dump in the back of a movie theater and wait for someone to sit in it so i can hear the squish….thats funny to me, and then maybe i’d climb a mountain and paint a painting.”
So if you really want to be Diddy’s bitch, watch the CHAPPELLE VIDEO below before you go making any personal assistant videos.
Or, you could work for a very drunk Diddy ranting and raving about ProActive…Sounds F****** Great!
