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Diddy’s looking for an assistant….

January 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Again! Haha we’ve heard this one before.

This time he’s upped the anty by making it a 24 hour a day job.  I can’t imagine working for Diddy is fun…the perks CANNOT out weight the torture.  Get the details of the job here

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Diddy Wants You To Be His Personal Assistant

July 12th, 2007 · No Comments

“I want you to go down to the bronx and get me ONE sugar cookie.”

“I would love to stay home, watch scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich , and have sex all day, then i would dress up like a clown and suprise kids at school, then i would take a dump in the back of a movie theater and wait for someone to sit in it so i can hear the squish….thats funny to me, and then maybe i’d climb a mountain and paint a painting.”

So if you really want to be Diddy’s bitch, watch the CHAPPELLE VIDEO below before you go making any personal assistant videos.

Or, you could work for a very drunk Diddy ranting and raving about ProActive…Sounds F****** Great!

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Tags: Diddy · Music · Personal Assistant · ProActive · Rap