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The moment you’ve all been waiting for.  Britney Spears brand new (and non crazy) single WOMANIZER.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

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Friday night got heated at a celeb filled event hosted by Jermaine Dupri in the ATL.  Story goes that a few party go-ers not on the list were told they had to buy their way into the VIP section by club security.

That’s when things got ugly and the patron whipped out a gun and started shooting.  Luckily only one injury was reported, the serurity guard caught a bullet in the arm-he’s already been released.

Also in attendance were Diddy, Nelly, Usher and Tyrese-all were thankfully not injured by the attack and neither were any civilians.  The gunman stands at large and unidentified at this point.

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Esquire thinks this is sexy, the rest of the world does not.

To celebrate their 75th Annivesary they decided it would be a good idea to recreate Virna Lisi’s March 1965 cover.  Bad idea, Jessica Simpson looks like a tranny…period.  Sorry.

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MARIAH CAREY ANNOUNCES E=MC²!!

NEW ALBUM IN STORES APRIL 15th  - FOLLOWS-UP WORLDWIDE 10 MILLION-SELLING, MULTI-GRAMMY WINNING THE EMANCIPATION OF MIMI

“Touch My Body” first single hits radio February 12th,  written and produced by Mariah Carey, C. “Tricky” Stewart and The-Dream- video directed by Brett Ratner, premiere to be announced!

“Performer and songwriter Mariah Carey has set April 15th as the in-store date for the most eagerly anticipated album of the year, E=MC².  The 11th studio album of her career, E=MC² is the follow-up to The Emancipation Of Mimi, Mariah’s worldwide 10 million selling #1 album, which generated three Grammy awards (including Best Contemporary R&B Album), 2 #1 singles and countless more industry honors during its 18-month stay on the charts.”

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Holy TITS!

This is what happens when you combine gigantic implants and milk….

Xtina Aguilera shows off her post baby body at a signing for her new concert CD at Best Buy in LA last night.  I’m sorry, I know she’s a new mom and trying to be a bit wholesome.  Dirrty Xtina is a thing of the past…yada yada…her boobs are SO DAMN BIG!!!!!!!!!

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So somehow I COMPLETELY missed the official release of her video for “Piece of me”.  Probably b/c I, like the rest of America have been consumed with her hospitalization and court room drama for the past month.

First of all Rolling Stone magazine has release it’s highly anticipated cover story detailing the rise and fall of Ms. Britney Spears. I’m sure there’s nothing inside it that we don’t already know thanks to the immediacy of the internet.

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It’s Britney bitch, and she does shit her way

In the midst of rumors that the britster was AGAIN pregnant (ya know, b/c she was caught shopping for preggers testers) bitch goes out of the house like this

I think those NASTY bloody stains are a sure sign she’s not…GROOOSSSSSSSS

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I mean, it’s not even “shocking” anymore.  Britney Spears continues her tour de crazy last night when she:

1) decided to play cat and mouse with the paparazzi, leading too a bunch of photog arrests

2) demanded that Kitson boutique open their doors at 2AM because she wanted to shop

3) SHOPPED IN THIS

This is all after her little nakey nakey Betsey Johnson shopping spree yesterday where she took all of her clothes off and paraded around the store, and then had sexy time with skeevatz boy toy/paparazzi/gold digger Adnan.

mind you…she just lost complete custody of her children “indefinately”.  Lets state the obvious here. She doesn’t care, she doesn’t want them. That part of her life is over.  Her little husband, kids, dog and picket fence fantasy ended with her divorce.  She’s done-so stop being all surprised about how she’s acting, blah blah, etc…she doesn’t want them back-she didn’t want them in the first place. She wanted the “fantasy” package that they came with. And I say, Mr. Commish, don’t give them back-give them to someone who needs them, who wants them-whether that’s K-Fed or a family out there suffering through the tribulations of infertility.  Don’t keep trying to give them back to Britney Spears! You don’t have to go to law school to figure out the best way to handle this!

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**UPDATE**Christina is having her baby now as well.  Both girls are delivering at the same hospital.  Hollywood is a scary and incestual place.

Since Joel Madden is the father, and Lionel Richis is the grandfather this has a music tie in, so we will announce that Nicole Richie is giving birth to her first child as we speak….

Christina Aguilera is said to follow suit this weekend.

the rest of hollywood to give birth within 5-9 months…since EVERYONE is pregnant right now.  Which is why I’m currently avoiding LA, I think there’s something in the water.  It’s epedemic!

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