With CMJ comes an influx of young, wide-eyed musicians getting their first taste of big city rock n’ roll, so it’s only natural that they show up expecting bushels of sex and drugs too. But naturally, we live in an age of Craigslist personals, so some are skipping the effort and hunting digitally.

Like this 26-year old “sexy rocker boy on tour from Chicago,” who’s here on tour for CMJ. He wants “an attractive, clean, std free woman” to maybe keep him company at the Newark Holiday Inn.

Then there’s this guy, who is “looking for cute hipster girls with whom to share my soul, or my CMJ PASS!!!!!!!!” What’s it worth to you, cute hipster girls?

Or how about the guy recording PureVolume’s showcase at Collective Hardware? He’s looking for someone to “have a cozy time with.”

And finally, do you need a place to sleep? Are you willing to exchange your company, “perhaps more” for it?

Craigslist is ripe with horny CMJ bros today.