Breaking News: LA Dodgers slugger, all-time postseason home run leader and active grand slam HR leader Manny Ramirez tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and got suspended for 50 GAMES.

Didn’t see this one coming, but can we really be surprised?

I wonder if the umpires are on steroids too. Fuggit fans might as well start taking steroids also. give them away on fan appreciation days. Getcha cold beer! Getcha cotton candy! Getcha free steroids! Every hit and home run everybody just FIGHT the shit out of each other AHHHH roid rage!!!!!