So here’s a funny story:

Marty Crandall of The Shins apparently has been dating androygenous America’s Next Top Model Season 1 finalist Elyse  Sewell…apparently these two nutjobs were arrested in Sacramento this past weekend, both on charges of domestic violence against eachother.

She claims that he was a drunken mess and started to rough her up, she bit him in self defense to get away,  and then had hotel security call the police. 

Because they were both bashed up, and it was one’s word against the other, the police arrested them both and threw them in jail. NICE!

Elyse was bailed out, but Marty left to rot…

What, no one could come down to the station with his royalties from the Zune commercial?