So here’s a funny story:

Marty Crandall of The Shins apparently has been dating androygenous America’s Next Top Model Season 1 finalist Elyse  Sewell…apparently these two nutjobs were arrested in Sacramento this past weekend, both on charges of domestic violence against eachother.

She claims that he was a drunken mess and started to rough her up, she bit him in self defense to get away,  and then had hotel security call the police. 

Because they were both bashed up, and it was one’s word against the other, the police arrested them both and threw them in jail. NICE!

Elyse was bailed out, but Marty left to rot…

What, no one could come down to the station with his royalties from the Zune commercial?

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…and I may go to hell, but I found this photoshopped picture and had to post it.

Quick Britney Update:

I’ve been out of the loop all weekend, trying to deal with my own reality and not too worried about anyone else’s (even bloggers have to relax).

So as of Monday morning, Britney has been released from Psychiatric Evaluation at Cedars Sinai (where she apparently got a visit from Dr. Phil??), after 36 hours against medical advise.

Since then she has been back to driving, sexing up that skeeving paparazzi she’s been dating, and worst of all boozing.

In custody news, the courts have ruled that her visitation is “suspended until further order of the court”, decided after an emergency hearing was called on Friday.

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In the wake of the news that American Idol flop Ruben Studdard had been dropped by his label J Records, news has hit that Taylor Hicks (Studdard’s J Records labelmate) has been axed as well.

Looks like they may be doing some New Year’s housekeeping over at the RCA MG…

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Fashion Week Daily has learned that the French fashion (Louis Vuitton) house will unveil Blason, its new collection of fine jewelry designed in collaboration with Pharrell Williams and Camille Miceli during the upcoming Paris couture shows. The pieces range in price from 1,400 to 420,000 Euros, or approximately $2,070 to $621,000.

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Canadian Rocker Bif Naked has just revealed the sad news that she has been diagnosed with breast cancer.

she had this to say about going to battle with the disease:

“I have never been one to give up when an obstacle is placed in front of me,” says Bif. “I am in the fight of my life and I’m lucky to have the support of my husband Ian, and many friends, and family members. I’m glad it’s me and not my mom. I’m glad its me and not my sister; I’m glad its me and not any of my friends. I am ready for the fight.”

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The Austrailian Media is reporting that Good Charlotte’s other Madden, Benji and Aussie girlfriend Sophie Monk have ended their year long engagement.

No reason has yet been cited.

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This holiday season, Supra has released a new gold version of the Supra Muska Skytop, one of their most successful models. This Gold Perforated Limited Edition colorway is being released in very limited quantities this week.  What do you have to say about these?  They’re RIDICULOUS.

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