We at vicariousmusic apologize for being M.I.A the past few days but we’ve been a bit busy with our hectic holiday schedule of stuffing our faces and napping.

But now that we’re awake…here’s a quick recap of all the trashy music gossip that we, and hence you, missed:

Amy Winehouse: Her husband, who is currently in jail for battery and then trying to bribe the witness not to testify against him, was denied a request for bail.  Jail is where he will stay at the very least until his next hearing on January 18th. Amy thus did not have a happy holiday.

Britney Spears: Is just as crazy as ever.  Bitch don’t learn! First of all last week she was revoked the right to drive with her children.  So she said she’d get a driver…but she didn’t and has been seen driving, with sunglasses, at night all weekend.

In more crazy Britney news, sources are saying that in the wake of losing custody of Jayden and Sean, she has set into works a plan to adopt chinese twins.  Ummm…aren’t there strict rules and stipulations and screenings for this sort of thing?

And last but not least, Britney has apparently set aside 25 grand for…wait for it…her funeral! You thought I was going to say retirement, or children’s college didnt you?  Guess Brit’s realizing her mortality.  While i think it’s a smart move to put aside cash for your funeral so as to not be a burden on your children or loved ones, I just don’t understand the thought process of: adopt little children, but feel like you may die soon….

Hopefully it’s all rumor.

Avril Lavigne: As you know, I don’t like her.  I think she’s annoying and untalented.  However, I do feel bad about her latest streak of bad luck.  Her tour hasn’t been selling, which in and of itself is bad news for an artist since that’s where they make the cash.  Her tour has been doing so bad, as well as the lack of enthusiasm to promoting her album is all catching up with her and in a desperate attempt to redeem herself Avril will be performing a FREE SHOW at the opening of her local Canadian Best Buy. Thats just sad…

Pete Wentz: Is apparently in some sort of indie short movie…they released a trailer and it looks like soft core porn