He stands just 9 inches tall. He comes draped in a luxurious red-velvet robe. He’s got his own blog. And he can be yours for the low, low price of just $499.99 (plus shipping).

He’s the Ghostface Doll, by far the costliest piece of Wu Tang Clan-related merchandise we can think of — and perhaps the most expensive action figure ever made (seriously: He’s priced at roughly $56 an inch). But before you go reaching for your bulletproof wallet, it’s probably important to know just what you’re getting. continue reading…