Just to clarify, we LOVE Slash, but this shit is just too funny not to post.

Page 6 got the inside scoop on some excerpts from the Guitar Hero’s new memoir “Slash”, and it goes a little something like this…

“I remember spending most of my days off in and out of a variety of VD clinics . . . I was dating a porno chick as well as this sweet little junkie jailbait girlfriend I had.”

He goes on to say that even though it was the height of the AIDS epidemic they didn’t stop. “We figured that no one needed to worry about it until David Lee Roth got it.”

Nice work Buddy!