Amy Winehouse CONTEST.
Here’s the deal: leave your comment for what you think the luckiest mailman in the world and Amy are thinking.
Two first place prizes will be awarded.
Mens & Womans and the winner will get a limited edition REHAB T-shirt
Second place prize will win an Amy Winehouse CD.
ENJOY!
he’s thinking “is that a victoria secret bra? b/c i really like this year’s line.”
she’s thinking “i’m so tired of this, everytime i open my door, herche is spanking it in my bushes.”
She’s thinking “You’re not my regular alcohol deliveryman”
He’s thinking “I wonder if I get her another drink if she’ll take the bra off”
She’s thinking “Why is he still standing here? I already gave him my autograph.”
He’s thinking “I thought this was Sarah Silverman. Who’s Amy Winehouse?”
Dude, “I’ll just get her to sign this sexual intercourse release form just in case I break something”
Amy, “I wonder if there gonna make me go to rehab for this?
Amy: Bullocks! The paprazzi caught me in my drawers and to make it worse, they can tell I’m tweeking because of my jaw!
Mailman: Damn girl, if your bush is anything like what’s on top of your head, I’ll slip my sock in your drawer!
Amy: Big deal, it’s a bra, you’ve seen women with less on at the beach.
Mailman: Big deal, it’s a bra, I’ve seen seen women with less on at the beach.
Deliveryman: “Yes, it says right here: 4 cases of Jack Daniels to this address.”
Amy: “but I thought I already…, no wait, that IS my delivery…and I wondered where you escaped to this morning.”
AMY: I said “no, no, no”
MAILMAN: What the F&%*k! This aint Hazelden! Bitch are you Betty Ford?”